Before You Take Their Money: What Astrology Says About You And Your Investor
An investor moves in for years, not months. This guide shows how birth charts help you read control, pressure, and patience, so you choose money that fits you.

Pull up a chair. If you take one thing from this guide, let it be this: an investor is a person you will work with for years. Not a wire that lands, a person with a voice, a mood, a way they talk when the numbers sag, a quirk about how they want reports. You would share a flat with someone for fewer years than you share a board table with some investors. So it pays to look at the fit, and astrology can help you do it with eyes open.
I have read charts for founders in London, Lagos, Toronto and Seoul. Food tech, SaaS, neighbourhood fitness studios, all of it. The pattern is the same. The money comes with a human. That human brings their habits to your business. Astrology gives you a picture of how you and that human meet under pressure, how you ask for help, how they respond when a plan needs to change. It complements legal work and references. It never replaces them. It helps you see what you are walking into.
The Money Is Never Just Money
Think of a term sheet like a set of house rules. Clear enough on paper. Quiet on the page. Then the kettle whistles, the bins fill up, someone has an early call, and the rules meet real life. That is your investor relationship. On day one they are a PDF with a logo. By month six they are in your inbox after a board call, asking for a metric in a certain format, wanting a chat before you hire VP sales.
Astrology treats money as one part of a living relationship. Your birth chart is a snapshot of the sky when you were born. It is like a wiring diagram. It shows how you handle control, questions, approval, risk and time. An investor’s chart shows the same, through their lens. When two charts sit together, we can spot where things move with ease and where they strain.
I have watched the same deal play out two ways with two investors. Same capital. Same stage. Very different tenor. One investor treats a bad quarter like a puzzle. Another treats it like a courtroom. On paper they both ask for monthly reporting and a board seat. In practice the first asks for a call to work the model and sends a candidate lead. The second asks who signed off on the spend and requests three extra pages by Friday. Charts show these postures in clear lines before you shake hands.
A quick picture. A founder I read for in Manchester raised from a local fund. On paper the terms were plain. In life, the partner would ring at 7am after any red flag in the dashboard. The founder’s chart had strong Mars, the planet we use to read drive and conflict. This wired him to treat each call like a match to be won. The investor had heavy Saturn, the planet of rules and time. He measured everything against plan. They clashed, then learned a rhythm. Weekly email first, call only after a reply. The money did not change. The relationship did.
You do not need to be an astrologer to use this way of thinking. You only need to respect that a person comes with the cheque. You can sense it in their questions, and you can confirm it through charts. When founders come for an Investor Compatibility Reading ($599), I look at both birth charts and how they talk to each other. Extra investors can be compared for $199 each. It is the closest thing I know to watching year three before it arrives.
What That Relationship Is Like In Year Three
Year three has a flavour. Board calls stack up. A forecast misses by ten percent and someone wants a re-forecast. Your inbox holds a 7am email about CAC, the cost to acquire a customer, from a partner in another time zone. The numbers tell one story. The people in the story add tone and speed.
In charts, I read Mars for how people push. Mercury for how they ask and explain. Saturn for time, limits and process. Pluto for power and control. The Sun for ego and focus. When a founder’s Mars wants to move fast and the investor’s Saturn likes gates and checklists, sparks fly. You can ease those sparks with a reporting rhythm that suits both. You can also pre-empt the worst of it in the term sheet negotiations. The document can bake in how you will talk when the seas are choppy.
Picture a food brand founder in Bristol. Her chart showed a soft spot for praise, strong Moon placements often point to how we seek safety and comfort, and a fiery Mercury that speaks fast. Her investor’s chart had Mercury in an earth sign, which reads as slow and precise, and Saturn prominent, which reads as rule-bound. By month eighteen, she felt scolded by edits to her updates. He felt rushed by her replies. We changed the cadence. She sent a top sheet first, then a data room refresh two days later. The chart fit improved without anyone changing who they were.
- Board packets arrive with a checklist request a week early
- When a quarter dips they ask for a root-cause write up, offer a model tweak
- 7am email is clipped but clear, tone cool, action items numbered
- Pushes for process over heroics, expects deadlines to stick
- Board packets get skimmed, feedback lands the night before
- When a quarter dips they ask for a sales sprint, then change lanes midweek
- 7am email is a flurry of questions, follow-up texts arrive before you reply
- Pushes for speed, then resets targets without closure
I once worked with a Berlin SaaS founder who took money from two funds in the same round. One partner was a former operator with Mars aligned to the founder’s Mars, which reads as shared tempo. The other held a chart with strong Pluto aspects to the founder’s Sun, which reads as control running up against identity. Two quarters after a miss, the operator partner leaned in with a hiring plan. The Pluto-heavy partner asked for veto on a product bet. The term sheet never mentioned veto on that level. The chart warned that control would surface under stress.
Use this in week one. In your first investor update, set your style and timing. If your Mercury runs fast, write a short summary and put detailed data in a link. If your investor’s Mercury runs slow and earthbound, set a rule that numbers in the body stay stable until the next cycle. Small choices like this carry weight in year three.
If you want calendar-level timing help for a raise itself, I do Quarterly Astrological Predictions ($199). That is for when to open the round or sign, not for reading the person. For the person, the compatibility reading is the workhorse.
What Your Chart Says About How You Work
Before you look at any investor, look at yourself. A natal chart, that snapshot of the sky at your birth, shows where you grab the wheel, where you crave feedback, and how you respond when someone questions you. You do not need to speak astrology to use this. You can run a free chart online with your birth date, time and place. Time matters a lot, it moves the angles that set tone, so ring a parent or check a record if you can.
Here are the bits I read first for founder fit. Sun shows where you want to shine. Mercury shows how you think and talk. Mars shows how you act and fight. Saturn shows how you handle rules and time. Pluto shows where you grip and try to control outcomes. If this sounds abstract, try this picture. A founder with Sun in Leo, a sign linked with showmanship, and Mars in Aries, a sign that acts first and learns on the run, will push, pitch, and prefer decisions in the room. A founder with Sun in Cancer, a sign that stewards and protects, and Mars in Virgo, a sign that fixes and refines, will test, check, and prefer a memo before action. Both can lead great companies. They lead them in different ways.
| Planet | What it describes for founders | Self-check question |
|---|---|---|
| Sun | Where you need to be seen and how you carry the brand | Where do I want public credit and where am I fine to share the light? |
| Mercury | How you think, learn and report | Do I prefer a call with sketches or a document with structure? |
| Mars | How you act, push and fight | When pressed, do I sprint or do I plan and then move? |
| Saturn | Your relationship with rules, time and limits | Where do I need guardrails to feel safe, and where do I resist them? |
| Pluto | Where control themes show up | When do I white-knuckle decisions and struggle to share control? |
These five set the tone of your working style, which colours every investor interaction.
A small exercise you can try this week. Pull your last three investor updates. Circle the bits where you hedged or over-explained. That is your Mercury under pressure. Circle the bits where you committed to a move. That is your Mars. Now think of a time an investor asked for more control. Maybe a hiring sign-off. Your first feeling in the body is Pluto speaking. Tight jaw, hot chest, or a frozen pause. None of this is good or bad. It is your map.
Two vignettes to ground this. A founder in Toronto running a marketplace had Mars squaring Saturn in their chart, a square reads like a tug-of-war between drive and rules. They booked an Investor Compatibility Reading to choose between two leads. We learned that they push hard, then feel blocked by process, then push harder. We wrote a reporting rhythm that gave them a sprint lane for experiments under a spend cap. Life got smoother with either investor after that, because the founder honoured their wiring.
Another founder in Lisbon had Mercury in Pisces, a sign that speaks in images and flow, and Saturn on their Mercury, which reads as careful and slow speech under stress. They kept sending long updates with story before data. Their investors skimmed and missed the win. We flipped it. Data top, story second, with a small emoji-like tag system for wins and risks. The chart gave the clue. The fix was practical.
If your second person is a cofounder rather than an investor, I also offer a Business Partner Compatibility Reading ($599). Same method, different focus. With investors, power sits outside the daily build. With cofounders, it sits inside the build. The charts point us to different pressure lines.
Charts are a lens, not a verdict. Use them to see your habits so you can set norms. You can still work playbooks and term sheets with your lawyer. This is an extra light in the room. It shows the shape of your reflexes and how to plan around them.
What The Investor’s Chart Shows
An investor’s chart talks about their posture under risk, their appetite for control, and the way they speak to founders when a plan goes sideways. I read the same five planets. Sun for ego and spotlight. Mercury for how they ask questions. Mars for how they push. Saturn for patience and process. Pluto for power plays. The signs and angles colour it, though you can learn a lot from planet-to-planet themes alone.
Risk taste shows up through Mars and Jupiter patterns. Jupiter tells us where growth feels lucky or natural. A chart with spicy Mars and buoyant Jupiter often leans into swings and experiments. A chart with Saturn leaning on Jupiter tends to ask for staged gates and proofs. Neither style is wrong. Your job is to match it to your company’s phase and your style. If you thrive with a clear plan and a tidy board pack, an investor who loves weekly pivots will age you fast. If your model needs fast cycles, a process-first fund can smother momentum.
How they treat founders sits in Pluto and Saturn. Heavy Pluto aspects to your Sun often correlate with control efforts on the founder’s identity or role. Heavy Saturn to your Mercury often correlates with edits and tone that feel like grades. Put numbers to this in your head. If three of your last five board calls felt like a defence before a panel, you may be living a Sun, Pluto or Mercury, Saturn story.
Two anonymised stories. In Brooklyn, a DTC skincare founder chose between a sharp New York fund and a European family office. The family office partner’s chart had strong Jupiter and a soft Saturn signature, which reads as patient growth with wide tolerance for exploration. The NY partner’s chart had Mars on the founder’s Mercury, which reads as fast challenges to how the founder thinks. She took the NY fund for the edge. It worked for eighteen months. When iOS changes hit attribution, the Mars-on-Mercury investor pressed daily. She later told me she would still pick them, but would have asked for a monthly operating cadence in the term sheet and held the line.
In Melbourne, a B2B founder had a lead with Saturn lining up to his Mars, which reads as pressure to slow his moves, and Pluto on his Sun, which reads as identity control themes. We saw it before he signed. He pushed for a clear decision matrix in the board terms. Hiring, product roadmap, spend over a threshold, yes. Brand voice and public statements, founder retains lead. The relationship held. Without that, it would have twisted.
What if you cannot get a precise birth time for an investor. You can still read a lot from date and place. The Moon and the fast angles move, so we bracket ranges, though Sun, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn placements still tell a lot. If you bring me two investors with just dates and rough places, I can still compare tone. If this is for company location or market timing, that is a different job. For that I use Business Astrocartography & Birth Chart Analysis ($1,999), which treats the company as its own chart and maps the world lines. For investor fit, we stick to the people.
A last word in this section. Astrology complements due diligence. You will still call references and sit with your lawyer. Charts help you read the human, then you make clean agreements. That is how this work keeps you safe and keeps the relationship human from day one.
How To Ask For Birth Details Without It Being Strange
You do not need an investor's entire life story to read their chart. The ideal is the full birth date, place, and exact birth time. The date is the day, month and year. The place is the city or town. The time is the clock time on the birth certificate. The time sets the rising sign, which is like the front door of the personality, and it places the planets into houses, which are the life areas like money, work and reputation. Without time, we still have a lot to work with. With time, you can see more about control and tension points.
Where do you get it without feeling odd. You already talk about backgrounds in those long dinners. Ask about where they grew up, where they were born, and watch for them to volunteer. Many people love saying their birthday. If they share it, follow up a day later with a short thank you email for dinner, add a line like, by the way, I keep quirky notes on team birthdays for planning, was it morning or evening when you were born. Keep it light. If they bite, great. If they pass, fine.
Public breadcrumbs help. Many investors have birthday shout outs on LinkedIn, old college alumni notes, or articles that mention an age in a certain year. From age mentions, you can back into a birth year. A surprising amount lives in old local papers with birth announcements, and for known figures Wikipedia often has the date and place. Time is the hardest piece, and it is okay if you never get it. I can read plenty from date and place alone.
You can also ask square-on. If your rapport is easy and playful, say, I work with an astrologer on team fit. Would you mind sharing your birth date and city. If you own your tone and keep it relaxed, most people say yes. I do this work with VCs and founders every week, and I have learned that how you ask matters. Never push. You are showing how you handle respect. That gets noticed.
If you want me to do the matching, my Investor Compatibility Reading compares you and one investor. If you have two or four term sheets, we can add extra investors for $199 each. If your second person is a cofounder instead of an investor, the Business Partner Compatibility Reading covers that fit.
What I can read from date and place alone. We lose the exact house placements, though we can still set the planets in signs and see the big gears. Sun shows style and ego fuel. Moon shows comfort style and stress soothers. Mercury shows how they think, listen and give feedback. Venus shows what they value, which points to how they judge a founder's choices. Mars shows how they push. Jupiter shows how they take bets. Saturn shows the rules and the patience level. Pluto shows power moves. For vague birth times, we can test two or four likely rising signs against public behaviour. Often one pattern fits like a glove.
One more path. If you are already in diligence, your counsel might be asking for harmless personal info for filings. Date and place live in those files already. I never ask for anything off limits, and I cut names from the charts in my notes by default. The goal is insight, not an invasion.
Two self checks for this week:
- Write your own three-line ask you can reuse. One line of context, one line with the question, one friendly sign off. Test it on a founder friend before you send it to a VC.
- Do a fifteen minute search on each investor you are considering. Note obvious birthdays, locations, and any bio lines like, grew up in Seattle or born in Mumbai. Bring that to our session if you like.
The Five Tension Points In Every Funded Company
Every founder investor relationship runs through five repeat arguments. Control. Reporting rhythm. Speed. Bad news. The exit. They show up in charts like clockwork. You can see where each person feels tight and where they give. This is not fortune telling. This is temperament. Big gears. Patterns that repeat under pressure.
Control. Look at Saturn and Pluto. Saturn is the rules voice, the part that sets standards and deadlines. In a chart, hard links between Saturn and the Sun or Moon can show a person who keeps score and expects structure. Pluto is the power line, the part that wants a say when stakes rise. Strong Pluto to the Sun, Moon or Mars can bring a forceful approach. Two charts with heavy Saturn and Pluto facing off can lock horns over board seats, vetoes or hiring. If one chart has an easier Saturn and only a light touch of Pluto, they are more willing to delegate and coach rather than step in.
Reporting rhythm. This sits with Mercury and the Moon. Mercury describes how a person thinks and shares. Some Mercuries love written packs with clear bullets. Others want calls where they can ask layered questions. The Moon shows emotional weather. A Virgo or Capricorn Moon often wants predictability. A Gemini or Aries Moon may feel easier with quicker, shorter updates. When Mercury styles clash, reporting becomes work for both sides. You can plan for that and agree a cadence that respects both.
Speed. Mars and Jupiter. Mars is drive and push. Jupiter is appetite for growth. A hot Mars, especially in Aries or Scorpio, presses for action on a two week clock. A Jupiter in Sagittarius or Aquarius can make big, early bets. A quieter Mars or a cautious Jupiter leans to testing and proof. Two fast charts together can sprint into walls. Two cautious charts can miss windows. Mixed pairs do well when they trade leads on sprints and proofs.
Bad news. The Moon again, plus Saturn. The Moon shows first reactions. Saturn shows the voice that says fix this now or slow down. Charts with Moon Saturn links often need time to process before they speak. Charts with Moon Mars links can shoot a hard question in the first minute. Plan who tells whom, when, and in what format. That makes bad days survivable.
The exit. Sun and Venus. The Sun needs a story that fits the self image. Some suns are builders, holding for longer. Some suns like clean arcs with strong multiples. Venus shows what feels like a win. It can be quality of buyer. It can be price. It can be who stays with the team. If your Venus values reputation and the investor's Venus values yield, you will price offers differently.
You do not need every detail to read these. Even with date and place only, the signs of Saturn, Pluto, Mars, Mercury, Jupiter and the Moon give a clear map. I keep a simple worksheet for founders and it saves pain. It also stops you selling your soul in legal clauses that will pinch later.
| Tension point | Primary planets and pieces | Questions to ask yourself |
|---|---|---|
| Control | Saturn style, Pluto pressure, Sun links to Saturn or Pluto | Where do I need a final say, and where can I share it without resentment |
| Reporting rhythm | Mercury sign and aspects, Moon sign for emotional cadence | How often can I report without losing focus, and what format keeps me clear |
| Speed | Mars sign and aspects, Jupiter sign for risk appetite | Where do I push hard, and where does testing beat force |
| Bad news | Moon links to Saturn or Mars, Saturn sign | What helps me share setbacks early, and what helps them hear it |
| The exit | Sun sign story, Venus sign values | What counts as a win for me, and how soon could I accept it |
Even with no birth time, you can read the signs and planetary relationships to frame these five areas.
Client vignette, Toronto, B2B SaaS. A founder with a Capricorn Sun and Aries Mars met an investor with a Scorpio Sun and Capricorn Moon. Control flared early. Her Saturn was on his Sun by sign, which made her standards land as criticism. They kept going because term sheet terms were fine, then the first churn spike hit and he insisted on daily dashboards. She burned out by month four. They parted at a secondary later with a bitter taste. If they had agreed a weekly rhythm and a simple rule, no surprise channels, that story would look quieter.
Client vignette, Lisbon, consumer marketplace. A Pisces Sun founder with Taurus Moon and a steady Virgo Mars took money from a Libra Sun investor with Gemini Moon and a loud Sagittarius Jupiter. Speed fights started on day one. The investor wanted four category launches in two quarters. The founder needed to harden payments. We set a split plan. Two parallel tracks with one sprint lane and one stability lane. The business grew and the relationship stayed intact.
The Money Planets You Should Check First
There are many planets, angles and odd points in astrology. For founder investor work, five get you most of the way. Sun, Mercury, Mars, Saturn, Pluto. You can add Moon and Jupiter for texture. The five show ego fuel, speech and reports, push style, rules and patience, and power plays.
Sun. This is the self image and the way a person shines. In a work pairing, the Sun shows what kind of story they want to be part of. A Leo Sun loves clear wins and public markers. A Virgo Sun loves clean systems and proof. Suns in the same element, like both in earth signs, tend to respect each other's moves even when they disagree. Suns that square by sign, like Taurus and Aquarius, can lock into stubborn cycles if pride gets scraped.
Mercury. This is how they think and speak. Direct Mercuries, like Aries or Capricorn, favour clear asks and bullet points. Mercuries in water signs, like Cancer or Pisces, prefer context and tone. Hard links between two Mercuries can spark sharp debates. That can be productive with rules in place. If your Mercury needs time to write and theirs thrives on calls, you put a standing call in the diary and send a short memo first. Both feel seen.
| Planet | What it describes | The key fit question |
|---|---|---|
| Sun | Ego fuel, story needs, public face | Do we want the same kind of win |
| Mercury | Thinking style, feedback, reporting | How do we swap information without friction |
| Mars | Drive, speed, conflict style | How do we decide when to push and when to pause |
| Saturn | Rules, standards, time horizon | Where are the non negotiables and how patient are we |
| Pluto | Power, control, crisis moves | What happens when the stakes spike and who holds the wheel |
Moon and Jupiter add texture. Moon shows comfort style. Jupiter shows risk appetite and growth lens.
Mars. This is drive and the way conflict lands. A Mars in Aries or Capricorn will press for motion and respect straight talk. A Mars in Libra or Cancer can look for consensus or context before moving. In pairs, Mars contacts between charts can bring spark. With a plan, that keeps momentum up. With no plan, it becomes old hurt.
Saturn. This is the clock, the rule book, and the standard setter. It rewards consistency and punishes corners cut. A strong Saturn, especially in Capricorn or Aquarius, keeps files tight and remembers agreements clause by clause. Two charts with hard Saturn links need clear boundaries around board scope, hiring vetoes and budget locks. Saturn is also patience. Some Saturn placements want three quarters of data before a move. Others can live with two months.
Pluto. This is power and what a person does when a number goes red. Strong Pluto placements can pull rank if scared. They can also ride storms if they feel respected. Pluto clashes between two charts show up during pivots, layoffs and down rounds. You want to know that ahead of time so you can wire your legal rights and your update rhythm to soften those days.
Self check for this week:
- Write one sentence for each of your five. My Sun wants a win that looks like X. My Mercury shares best as Y. My Mars pushes like Z. My Saturn is patient over this span. My Pluto gets twitchy when this happens. Keep it handy. Bring it to any investor call and watch how your body reacts when you speak it.
Client vignette, Manchester, fintech. Founder Sun in Aquarius, Mercury in Capricorn, Mars in Scorpio, Saturn in Pisces, Pluto in Scorpio. Investor Sun in Taurus, Mercury in Gemini, Mars in Leo, Saturn in Taurus, Pluto in Virgo. They fought over speed and ownership of product direction. The investor's Saturn in Taurus prized stable revenue, while the founder's Mars in Scorpio wanted to tear down the legacy stack. They got through by agreeing a two quarter line in the sand. Revenue targets first, then one big rewrite window with staged rollouts. It worked.
One Founder, Two Term Sheets, What The Charts Showed And What She Negotiated
This was last year. I have changed places and names. The bones are the same. A founder based in Chicago ran a logistics software company serving mid market distributors. ARR was 6.2 million, growing 70 percent year over year. She had two term sheets. One from a coastal growth fund with a strong brand. One from a Midwest fund run by operators. Both looked fine on paper. She booked an Investor Compatibility Reading and sent me her birth date, time and place, and both investors' dates and places. No birth times for the investors.
Her chart. Sun in Virgo, Moon in Taurus, Mercury in Libra, Mars in Capricorn, Saturn in Aquarius, Pluto in Scorpio. She ran tight ships and cared about quality. She wrote careful updates. She moved faster than people guessed. Power dynamics made her protective of the tech team. She did not enjoy being second guessed in public.
Investor A, coastal growth fund. Sun in Leo, Moon unknown but likely Sagittarius by behaviour, Mercury in Virgo, Mars in Aries, Saturn in Cancer, Pluto in Libra. On paper this is a charismatic, fast moving, public win seeking style. Mercury in Virgo gave me hope for reporting fit. Mars in Aries paired with her Mars in Capricorn is a workable square. It presses for speed and outcomes. Saturn in Cancer can worry about downside and get intrusive if they fear loss.
Investor B, Midwest operators. Sun in Capricorn, Moon likely Virgo, Mercury in Sagittarius, Mars in Taurus, Saturn in Scorpio, Pluto in Virgo. This is a disciplined builder profile. Mars in Taurus is slower and steadier. Saturn in Scorpio can grip on control if trust wobbles. Mercury in Sagittarius wants big picture updates with maps and lessons.
We checked the five tension points. Control. With A, her Pluto in Scorpio squared his Pluto in Libra by sign, a generational tension that often plays out as style differences in power. More pointed was his Saturn in Cancer hitting her Moon in Taurus by sign. That can land as pressure on how she runs the team and budget. With B, his Saturn in Scorpio sat with her Pluto by sign. That is power talks behind closed doors. If trust sits high, it is fine. If trust breaks, it feels like someone has the file on you.
- Reporting fit through Mercury in Virgo. Will read her dashboards and respect detail
- Fast Mars square that can sprint when needed, if roles stay clear
- Sun in Leo likes public wins which matched a category leading plan she had
- Mars in Taurus slows pushes, which could frustrate her Capricorn Mars during rollout sprints
- Saturn in Scorpio with her Pluto raised red flags during crisis. Risk of private pressure on headcount and spend
- Mercury in Sagittarius wants story over detail. Her Libra Mercury could get stuck writing long essays to satisfy tone
Speed. A's Mars in Aries and her Mars in Capricorn made a power duo for launches. That square can bang heads in meetings, so we wrote a rule. She sets the plan. He pushes blockages. No live edits during demos. With B, Mars in Taurus with her Mars in Capricorn would crawl during feature rollouts. Reliable, though slow. She had two competitors in her mirrors. Slow was a luxury she did not have.
Reporting rhythm. A had Mercury in Virgo. She could ship weekly dashboards and know they would be read. B had Mercury in Sagittarius. He would want narrative and context. She could do that monthly, though weekly would steal hours from product. We pencilled a cadence for each and asked her to notice her body. She smiled at A's plan. She frowned at B's plan.
Bad news. A with Saturn in Cancer would get protective and possibly step in when a number dipped. B with Saturn in Scorpio would hold private talks and expect control in return for patience. Both had pressure streaks. Her Taurus Moon would need steady routines to handle either. We drew up a crisis script. One page. First call, then a written brief, then a request for board input with two options.
The exit. A's Sun in Leo would value a category crown and a bold acquirer. B's Sun in Capricorn would accept a quiet, high multiple sale to a strategic. Her Virgo Sun liked the steady arc with a clean system left behind. Either path could work. Her Venus in Leo, though, liked visible appreciation. That tipped the scales toward A.
We wrote four asks for each investor, then she chose two for each term sheet conversation. These are the ones she used with Investor A, then the ones she used with Investor B in case A fell through.
- 1Board scope and crisis protocol with AShe asked for a written crisis protocol, including who gets called, response windows, and what counts as board business. She won a 48 hour review window on emergency hires and no live edits on roadmap unless two quarters of miss.
- 2Reporting cadence with AShe offered weekly dashboards by noon Friday and one monthly deep dive deck. In return, she asked for questions batched into a single Monday board note.
- 3Budget and hiring gates with BShe asked B for a spending gate that left team headcount to her unless the cash runway fell below nine months. That protected her from Saturn in Scorpio style squeezes.
- 4Narrative updates with BShe offered a short, two paragraph email every other week with headline, lesson, and next step, then a larger quarterly story deck. That matched Mercury in Sagittarius and kept her out of writing marathons.
Outcome. She chose Investor A. They signed with the crisis protocol and reporting cadence baked into the side letter. Three months later a pilot churned. The protocol fired. No drama. Six months later they launched a high risk module on the Mars square window we had flagged in her Quarterly Astrological Predictions. He pushed. She set the plan. It landed.
Why this worked. The charts let her feel where each human would pull and where they would yield. The lawyering still mattered. So did reference calls. Astrology sat next to those, gave language for the asks, and helped her say them early. If you like this kind of work, you can read more on how my written readings flow at how it works.
Reading The Fit Plainly
You have two charts on the table, yours and the investor’s. You also have a stack of emails, a term sheet, and a gut feeling that shifts from day to day. This is where we stop looking for perfection and start looking for fit. A fit that works in April might feel tense in November. That is fine. You are building in weather, not a vacuum.
When I say read the fit plainly, I mean check the layers that affect weekly life. The Sun, which is the core style. Mercury, which is how each person speaks and listens. Mars, which is how each person acts under pressure. Saturn, which is how each person handles boundaries and rules. Pluto, which is how each person deals with power and fear. If these five talk to each other in simple ways, you have a lane you can drive in.
Strong match does not equal same sign, same vibe. Strong match means the way you give updates works with the way they read updates. It means your speed does not scare them, or if it does, they admit that and set up a predictable check-in pattern. Workable friction feels like heat that makes you sharper. Red flags feel like shape-shifting, like the rules move and your wins never land.
I also look at the Moon, which is the body’s stress tell. You do not need Moon poetry for this. Notice how your sleep goes the week you do three calls with that investor. Notice how their emails land in your chest. Your chart will show where that Moon gets poked, and their chart will show what kind of poke they tend to give.
- Sun and Mercury have a clean line, which means your way of sharing and their way of hearing are compatible. Updates feel like updates, not fights.
- Mars is either aligned or held by Saturn in a kind way, so debates end in decisions, and deadlines do not turn into accusations.
- Your Moon finds steady ground with their Moon or Venus. The weekly call leaves you clearer, not rattled.
- Pluto contacts are present but not sitting on top of your Sun or Moon, which points to respect around power and less weirdness when stakes rise.
- Mercury contacts are harsh and tangled. Simple emails explode. Calls end with different versions of the same decision.
- Saturn sits on your Sun in a pressurised way and the person already sounds parental. Every ask feels like a test.
- Pluto sits hard on your Moon, and your body keeps bracing before you speak to them. You manage their mood more than you manage the business.
- Their Mars keeps hitting your Mercury. You get rushed into half-decisions, then blamed for lack of clarity.
Workable friction sits in the middle. Picture your Mars in Aries and their Saturn in Capricorn. You push, they slow. If the rest of the map supports respect, this pair writes crisp processes. If it does not, it turns into scorekeeping. The chart tells you which lane you are in before the first board packet.
Quick self check for this week. Skim your last three investor calls or emails. Count how many times you clarified the same point. If it is two or four, look at Mercury friction. Notice where you held back bad news. If you hid cash runway slip because you feared the reaction, you already have Mars or Pluto tension. Charts will not change that, but they will tell you how to set rules that hold.
If You Sign
You chose a partner. That choice is adult and alive. The charts can help you run the relationship so it keeps its shape when numbers move. I am not asking you to turn Monday standups into horoscopes. I am asking you to learn the two or three spots where you and your investor mis-hear each other, then set simple habits that cut out drama.
One more reminder. Astrology sits next to legal and financial work, it does not sit on top of them. Keep your lawyer close on covenants and board rights. Keep your controller close on cash. Use the chart to tune the rhythm and tone of how you two work, so the machine runs without smoke.
These are small, human steps mapped to the chart patterns we see most. Pick the ones that match your pair.
- 1Tune The Update Rhythm To SaturnIf your investor’s Saturn hits your Mercury, they will ask for structure, then ask again. Solve it at the start. Pick a fixed weekly or fortnightly slot, fixed agenda, fixed metrics. Send the doc the day before. Use the same headers each time. Saturn relaxes when the stairs are the same height each week.
- 2Aim Mars At Decisions, Not PeopleIf Mars contacts are spicy, agree on a debate window. Two days to gather views, one day to decide, then move. Write it down. Mars cools when it sees a start and an end. Keep heat away from late-night texts. Put it in the doc, on the call, then off it goes.
- 3Give Pluto A Safe BoxIf there is heavy Pluto, name power early. Who can hire and fire, who owns what, who controls spend over a set amount. Put it in writing and revisit every quarter. When fear spikes, point to the box. The human part can breathe because the rules hold.
- 4Protect Your MoonIf your Moon is touchy with their Sun or Mars, set one small boundary. No 7am calls post-board week. Or questions in writing first, then a call. Your body will keep score. If you respect it, you last longer, and paradoxically you get braver.
I have seen founders try to charm a tense chart into kindness. That burns you out. Simple beats grand. One founder in Bristol, food logistics, had a twitchy Mercury link with a hands-on angel. They moved all asks into a shared doc due each Tuesday at noon. Questions in column C, answers in D. Within a quarter the calls shortened by half and the weekend stopped vibrating.
If you want someone to sit with your pair and write these rules with you, my Investor Compatibility Reading lays it out in plain words, then turns it into a one-page working agreement you can share. Extra investors can be added in the same pack for $199 each, which saves you time when you have a mix of angels and a lead.
What Astrology Does Not Replace
Astrology shines when you need to understand people. It maps patterns and pressure points. It does not promise outcomes, and it does not handle law or tax. I know you know this, and still, raises blur lines. So here is a clean list of what sits outside the chart.
Lawyered terms. Always. Get independent counsel. Board control, protective provisions, liquidation prefs, and option pool math live with your lawyer. References also live outside the chart. Call three founders the investor backed, two that went sideways and one that exited. Ask about behaviour in down quarters. Ask what changed after the second wire hit.
Diligence on fund health. Ask their capital status, reserves policy, and follow-on appetite. The chart can show patience signals, but fund mechanics rule pacing. If they are out of dry powder next year, timeline pain shows up, even if your Suns adore each other. Timing tools help, and if you want a quarter-by-quarter map for big swings, my Quarterly Astrological Predictions reading can sit next to your operating plan as a weather chart.
Background checks. Simple web search and court record checks are fine. If you are buying a company car, you look at the MOT. If you are taking seven figures, look at public filings and press with the same plain eyes. Your gut will speak louder after your head feels safe.
When your second person is a cofounder rather than an investor, I point you to my Business Partner Compatibility Reading. Different stakes, same need for clear roles and a way to argue without scarring the friendship. When the question is where to headquarter or where a launch breathes best, the company can have its own map. That work lives in my Business Astrocartography & Birth Chart Analysis.
Why say all this here. Because pressure makes magical thinking tempting. You deserve grown-up guardrails. Use the chart to set tone, cadence, and roles. Use contracts, references, and numbers to keep the rails straight. The two together give you a cleaner kitchen to cook in when the stove runs hot.
When People Book This
Most founders come for this between term sheet and signature. Some come the week a lead pulls ahead and the body says yes while the head is frowning. A few come much earlier, when they are shaping the raise and picking who to court. If you are still building the list, charts can save you months of awkward coffees by pointing you toward people whose style suits yours.
I also see teams who have three offers, the cash is close, and the decision turns on who they want in the room for five winters. We compare all three investors in one pack. If you booked one investor and add two more, each extra person is added for $199. That way you see the set, not just your favourite. I write the fit in plain language and flag the two habits that would de-risk the human part of the deal.
What lands in your inbox. A PDF with your chart and the investor’s chart, explained in normal words. Key patterns called out with examples. A one-page compare for each investor that you can share with your cofounder or your chair. A suggested operating rhythm, written as a lightweight working agreement you can paste into your board pack. Timing notes for product launches, first board meeting, and hard conversations.
When time is short, I can compress it into a 48-hour turnaround, though that depends on my queue. If you need a faster pulse on timing for the raise itself, that is where the Quarterly Astrological Predictions add-on can help you pace outreach and close. If you want a single place to see everything I offer, head to all readings and skim the formats.
Last note on privacy. I only need date, time, and place for a full chart. If you only have date and place for an investor, I can still read plenty. I have public-record tricks that are standard, not spooky. If you want me to ask for a time politely, I will give you two normal lines you can use over coffee. It lands fine when you ask like a human and explain you work with a reader on fit, the same way some founders work with coaches.
Reading The Fit Plainly, In Practice
I promised plain. Here is what a match looks like when you are the one living it. Strong match feels like meetings ending when they should. Your investor asks pointed questions without theatre. You feel seen in how you like to run a week. You both make the numbers front and centre without turning them into a scorecard of your worth.
Workable friction keeps you alert without draining you. You leave board day with action items and a sense of progress. There might be raised voices twice a year, at most. The rest is brisk and respectful. Walk away signs show up early. Calls end with fresh confusion. You get side texts from the partner that differ from what you heard in the room. You start adjusting your product talk to avoid landmines rather than to ship faster.
- Clear decisions after debate. Disagreements get a date, a document, and then a decision.
- Consistent tone. Tough questions land firm and fair. Praise is specific, like a coach, not a cheerleader.
- Boundaries respected. If you say no weekend calls in fundraising week, they respect it bar true emergencies.
- Ownership lines stay clear even in stress. No back-channeling your team without a heads-up.
- Shifting rules. Requests change after you comply. New hoops appear mid-sprint.
- Power games in small things. Who sits where, who speaks first, who gets cc’d, turns into theatre.
- You feel smaller around them. Your voice shortens. You edit live for safety, not clarity.
- Down-quarter behaviour is punitive. Threats, sarcasm, or shame in front of your team.
If you want a second set of eyes on how your pair looks across these lines, the Investor Compatibility Reading was built for this exact fork in the road. You will leave with a yes, a no, or a workable plan you can test for two months before you decide on a board seat.
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If You Want My Eyes On Your Pair
If you want me in your corner for this, book the Investor Compatibility Reading. If you are still browsing or have a cofounder question first, you can skim all readings and see what fits your stage. I write as if I were sitting at your kitchen table with a pot of tea and a printout. Clear language. Concrete suggestions. No fluff. You will leave with a steady plan and a way to run this relationship so it supports the work you came here to do.
Pick the person you can tell bad news to on a Tuesday. Then write two simple rules that make your best days repeat.
Thank you for reading. If something here struck a chord, I'd love to look at your own cards or chart with you — and write you a reading that's truly yours.
— KateRead the transcript
Interviewer: Kate, what drives you to do this?
Kate: I care deeply about the people who come to me, often at the rawest moments of their lives. Whether deciding on a relationship, starting over, or launching a business, I am here to listen.
Interviewer: What do you want them to feel?
Kate: My mission is simple: to make you feel truly seen, and to send you back into your life steadier than you came.